My call of duty

My life is ordinary but also extraordinary. I wake up in the morning usually around 6:40 make myself 5 scrambled eggs, wash it down with some simply orange juice, mango infused. Drive to school and then come to this class. After I finish up my day at school I go home play video games, watch T.V play some B-ball and sometimes some virtual soccer to get my blood pumping. Go to sleep, and 3peat just like JJ this season. 


Until one day I get a call, from someone high up in the government. They started to draft again and I am getting deported within 48 hours. 


Questions: what will happen to me and Tyson Wendell in the army?
Will we make it out alive?
Will we save private Ryan? 
Will we get to shoot huge guns and unload tons of ammo? 

Blurbalicious definition makes them boys go loco with the cake.

Johnny Cash- Ring of fire.
 The story of a white suburban kid from the outskirts of town. Named Shrew Lathers finds his true love. This true love was a very special lady. They find each other while at a karaoke night club In the big city. Shrew's turn was up and what song came on you ask? Johnny Cash Ring of fire. Seduced her on the spot and lived happily ever after. 


Hey friend- Jeff the Brotherhood. 
The story of a Born star Flew Dlathers Grows up as a kid and always goes over to his friends house to hang out. Hes been thinking about his friends mom for way too long. He can't help it if hes happy when shes around. When she makes them PB&J sandwiches she always took off the crust just the way he liked it. Flew Goes on to make it big as a singer for the once famous band Fountains of Wayne. 


One Last Breath- Creed
The story of a washed up kid Grew Blathers from Alpine is down to one last breath. He's only running on fumes. He finally finds a meaning to his life. He still believes that there is something left for him. Hes only six feet from the edge and hes thinking that six feet might not be so far down. 

This is the story of a guy who cried a river and drowned the whole world

The setting in my life would have to be my house the school and my car. When? every got dang day. would it just be the major points in my life? No it would be every single thing that is important to me. This is my movie not yours. whats the run time? How ever long I want it to be. The conflict in my life is the girl I have a crush on but doesn't acknowledge that I am there. The plot is school, chicks, gaming, snowboarding and what is ever to come. 


The characters in my story is me, played by Kevin James

My dad played by Jerry Stiller

My mom played by Betty White

My friends played by The members of ICP

The Girl that I have a Crush on played by Zooey Deschanel (kind of a sob story) 

And at last the theme is the sacrifice I try to make to please people around me. 

World War 3

There is a war, just in time for thanksgiving. This war is with the whole world. This isn't one of those tv wars. Our flag has no face. Just the bent over droopy head. Were suffering from this Industrial Revolution. Our country will always suffer from post traumatic stress disorder. From Nam right up to the present. No matter what the world is always at war. 

If I were a cat.

There are many different things I would be able to do now that I am a cat. I would love to be able to land on my hands and feet whenever I fall from something. I would be able to be very sneaky. When I run as a cat I am quiet enough that you could hear a pin drop. I would be able to hunt mice and birds and then just pounce on them when they are least expecting it to happen. Eating mice would probably taste good when I am a cat, because it has to taste a lot better than cat food. Cats are really lucky animals they get to roam around somebody's house and I get treated like a king. I want somebody to sit there and pet me while I purr and lay on their lap. I would love to be a cat for a day. 

Jingle-Cats

Meow, I recently came across the cutest thing ever on YouTube. Jingle cats is a group of musically talented cats singing different Christmas carols. Nothing is cuter than singing cats. This might just top Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard cat. Listen to the songs to the right. You will be soothed by the sounds of cute cats. Meow Christmas is coming faster than you think.

Rock the #$^#$#$#% out

All you out there stand up now and rock the fluff out. 

Rock out like cats shooting lasers out their eyes. Like Marie Calenders Pies.

Rock out like you got shot in the leg. Rock out like a pirate with it's peg. 
Rock out like you just won an award, even when your just sitting at your house being bored. 
Rock out like a fish out of water. Rock out like your Harry fricken Potter
Rock out like your the most interesting man in the world on a boat with beautiful women. 

Rock out like your T-pain while dancing in the rain.

Rock out like you just won a million dollars. Rock out like someone who pops their collar. 
Rock out like a goose that is on the loose. 
Rock out like your Chase Hansen, and you were staying at his mansion. 
Rock out like your in a hospital with no beds. 


Rock out like America

Rock out Like you just gave Greg Oystertag a new kidney. 
Rock out like you are dead with a cat on your stomach and all you know it can do is shed.
Rock out even with your dad because hes going to die, so cheerish him.