This is the story of a guy who cried a river and drowned the whole world

The setting in my life would have to be my house the school and my car. When? every got dang day. would it just be the major points in my life? No it would be every single thing that is important to me. This is my movie not yours. whats the run time? How ever long I want it to be. The conflict in my life is the girl I have a crush on but doesn't acknowledge that I am there. The plot is school, chicks, gaming, snowboarding and what is ever to come. 


The characters in my story is me, played by Kevin James

My dad played by Jerry Stiller

My mom played by Betty White

My friends played by The members of ICP

The Girl that I have a Crush on played by Zooey Deschanel (kind of a sob story) 

And at last the theme is the sacrifice I try to make to please people around me. 

World War 3

There is a war, just in time for thanksgiving. This war is with the whole world. This isn't one of those tv wars. Our flag has no face. Just the bent over droopy head. Were suffering from this Industrial Revolution. Our country will always suffer from post traumatic stress disorder. From Nam right up to the present. No matter what the world is always at war. 

If I were a cat.

There are many different things I would be able to do now that I am a cat. I would love to be able to land on my hands and feet whenever I fall from something. I would be able to be very sneaky. When I run as a cat I am quiet enough that you could hear a pin drop. I would be able to hunt mice and birds and then just pounce on them when they are least expecting it to happen. Eating mice would probably taste good when I am a cat, because it has to taste a lot better than cat food. Cats are really lucky animals they get to roam around somebody's house and I get treated like a king. I want somebody to sit there and pet me while I purr and lay on their lap. I would love to be a cat for a day. 

Jingle-Cats

Meow, I recently came across the cutest thing ever on YouTube. Jingle cats is a group of musically talented cats singing different Christmas carols. Nothing is cuter than singing cats. This might just top Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard cat. Listen to the songs to the right. You will be soothed by the sounds of cute cats. Meow Christmas is coming faster than you think.

Rock the #$^#$#$#% out

All you out there stand up now and rock the fluff out. 

Rock out like cats shooting lasers out their eyes. Like Marie Calenders Pies.

Rock out like you got shot in the leg. Rock out like a pirate with it's peg. 
Rock out like you just won an award, even when your just sitting at your house being bored. 
Rock out like a fish out of water. Rock out like your Harry fricken Potter
Rock out like your the most interesting man in the world on a boat with beautiful women. 

Rock out like your T-pain while dancing in the rain.

Rock out like you just won a million dollars. Rock out like someone who pops their collar. 
Rock out like a goose that is on the loose. 
Rock out like your Chase Hansen, and you were staying at his mansion. 
Rock out like your in a hospital with no beds. 


Rock out like America

Rock out Like you just gave Greg Oystertag a new kidney. 
Rock out like you are dead with a cat on your stomach and all you know it can do is shed.
Rock out even with your dad because hes going to die, so cheerish him.