Sunday, December 11, 2011

Pull your head out

This is for the gamers that stay up into the wee hours of the night to complete the quest.

This one is for all the old creepy cat lady's that just need a friend.

This is for the ones who have anxiety and can't overcome worrying about you.

This is for the tourists that never make it to all their destinations.
Pull your head out.

This ones for the average Joe that will never accept change.

This one is for the waiter trying her hardest to get a good tip.
Pull your head out.

This one is for the one that I love and all the haters that gon hate.

This one is for the people that brought me to the earth.

This one is for mother natures tears.

This one is for the first  one there and the last one to leave.
Pull your head out.


This one is for the Utah Jazz because they gon win it this year.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

G A N D H I

  I keep forgetting you're there, that its your birthday and that I know but am too shy to tell you. I keep forgetting the answer to your question that you keep on asking but I can't get an answer out of me. I keep forgetting that your trying to forget me, making me not eat because of what I did. I keep on forgetting to go to bed because I'm up all night thinking about you.


  I keep forgetting that you love me because you fed my dog last week and that means the world to me. I keep forgetting that you have sympathy towards me that what I did can be forgotten. I keep forgetting to thank you for being there for me. I keep forgetting to be there for you that I need to forget about thinking only about myself.


  You make me forget that the sun sets when I am with you, that the moon shines bright. I keep forgetting to buy a star for you naming it after you because you made me forget that money can't buy me love. I keep forgetting that its almost Christmas and I still haven't got you anything yet. I keep forgetting that others have emotions too. I keep forgetting to forgive and forget. 

Monday, November 28, 2011

The journey of Khajiit.

Ordinary world: I go to school do the daily routine and come home and do homework then go to bed.

Call to adventure: I Embark on my journey in the virtual world of Skyrim. My name is Khajiit, I am a fearless hunter, with skills in archery, sneaking, and pick pocketing.

Refusal of the call: I don't find time to play in my virtual world because of school and other things that pop up.

Meeting with the mentor: I meet with different teachers around Skyrim to help me achieve my high archery and thieving skills.

Crossing the Threshold: I join the Dark Brotherhood and am a merciless assassin killing anyone I need to that gets in my way.

Tests, Allies, Enemys: I face all kinds of different enemies from ice trolls to dragons, I am tested in the art of survival. I am allied with the Dark Brotherhood.

Approach: I approach my enemies as sneaky as I can so that no one can notice and then I strike and assassinate whatever I need to.

Ordeal: I face life or death with every decision I make

Reward: The satisfaction of killing, different armor and weapons, and the girl.

The road back, It's time for dinner and I have to turn my xbox off.

Resurrection: I pull out my last arrow from my quiver, shoot the dragon right in the head as he falls to the ground as I absorb the dragon soul.

Return with elixir: I heal myself with the power of restoration. 



Monday, November 21, 2011

Ryan Gosling is driving places

OrDiNaRy WoRlD Ryan Gosling works at a Car Place working on peoples cars.

CaLl To AdVeNtUrE Ryan Gosling is hired as a wheel man and gets a contract for a pay day.

ReFuSaL Of ThE CaLl Ryan Gosling thinks twice about what he's doing for a certain girl.

MeEtInG WiTh ThE MeNtOr Ryan Gosling meets with Shannon his boss to think about the plan.

CrOsSiNg ThE ThReShOlD Ryan Gosling gets in the car and gets ready to drive as a wheel man for a a robbery
TeStS, AlLiEs, EnEmY's He faces the risk of getting caught and getting killed. His Allies are Shannon and Irene. his Enemys are the guys that he slays in the movie brutally.

ApPrOaCh The Job that he is doing goes wrong and the guy that he was driving for the robbery gets shot as hes running out of the pawn shop with the money.

OrDeAl Ryan Gosling faces life or death in many different situations because he has grown to have many enemys.

ReWaRd he gets the girl and money

ThE RoAd BaCk Ryan gosling doesn't make it back to the ordinary world because he dies at the very end of the movie.

ReSuRrEcTiOn Ryan gosling faces off with Rose at a restaurant he hands over the cash, while he is handing over the money Rose pulls out a knife and stabs him in the stomach then Ryan Gosling pulls out his own knife and stabs Rose right in the neck Ryan Gosling gets out of the parking lot and drives away in his car leaving Roses dead body behind. As Ryan Gosling is cruising down the street with his wound listening to music.

ReTuRn WiTh ElIxOr Ryan Gosling Heals himself by listening to some music.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

My call of duty

My life is ordinary but also extraordinary. I wake up in the morning usually around 6:40 make myself 5 scrambled eggs, wash it down with some simply orange juice, mango infused. Drive to school and then come to this class. After I finish up my day at school I go home play video games, watch T.V play some B-ball and sometimes some virtual soccer to get my blood pumping. Go to sleep, and 3peat just like JJ this season. 


Until one day I get a call, from someone high up in the government. They started to draft again and I am getting deported within 48 hours. 


Questions: what will happen to me and Tyson Wendell in the army?
Will we make it out alive?
Will we save private Ryan? 
Will we get to shoot huge guns and unload tons of ammo? 

Monday, November 7, 2011

Blurbalicious definition makes them boys go loco with the cake.

Johnny Cash- Ring of fire.
 The story of a white suburban kid from the outskirts of town. Named Shrew Lathers finds his true love. This true love was a very special lady. They find each other while at a karaoke night club In the big city. Shrew's turn was up and what song came on you ask? Johnny Cash Ring of fire. Seduced her on the spot and lived happily ever after. 


Hey friend- Jeff the Brotherhood. 
The story of a Born star Flew Dlathers Grows up as a kid and always goes over to his friends house to hang out. Hes been thinking about his friends mom for way too long. He can't help it if hes happy when shes around. When she makes them PB&J sandwiches she always took off the crust just the way he liked it. Flew Goes on to make it big as a singer for the once famous band Fountains of Wayne. 


One Last Breath- Creed
The story of a washed up kid Grew Blathers from Alpine is down to one last breath. He's only running on fumes. He finally finds a meaning to his life. He still believes that there is something left for him. Hes only six feet from the edge and hes thinking that six feet might not be so far down. 

Sunday, October 30, 2011

This is the story of a guy who cried a river and drowned the whole world

The setting in my life would have to be my house the school and my car. When? every got dang day. would it just be the major points in my life? No it would be every single thing that is important to me. This is my movie not yours. whats the run time? How ever long I want it to be. The conflict in my life is the girl I have a crush on but doesn't acknowledge that I am there. The plot is school, chicks, gaming, snowboarding and what is ever to come. 


The characters in my story is me, played by Kevin James


My dad played by Jerry Stiller


My mom played by Betty White

My friends played by The members of ICP

The Girl that I have a Crush on played by Zooey Deschanel (kind of a sob story) 

And at last the theme is the sacrifice I try to make to please people around me. 

Sunday, October 23, 2011

World War 3

There is a war, just in time for thanksgiving. This war is with the whole world. This isn't one of those tv wars. Our flag has no face. Just the bent over droopy head. Were suffering from this Industrial Revolution. Our country will always suffer from post traumatic stress disorder. From Nam right up to the present. No matter what the world is always at war. 

Sunday, October 16, 2011

If I were a cat.

There are many different things I would be able to do now that I am a cat. I would love to be able to land on my hands and feet whenever I fall from something. I would be able to be very sneaky. When I run as a cat I am quiet enough that you could hear a pin drop. I would be able to hunt mice and birds and then just pounce on them when they are least expecting it to happen. Eating mice would probably taste good when I am a cat, because it has to taste a lot better than cat food. Cats are really lucky animals they get to roam around somebody's house and I get treated like a king. I want somebody to sit there and pet me while I purr and lay on their lap. I would love to be a cat for a day. 

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Jingle-Cats

Meow, I recently came across the cutest thing ever on YouTube. Jingle cats is a group of musically talented cats singing different Christmas carols. Nothing is cuter than singing cats. This might just top Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard cat. Listen to the songs to the right. You will be soothed by the sounds of cute cats. Meow Christmas is coming faster than you think.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Rock the #$^#$#$#% out

All you out there stand up now and rock the fluff out. 



Rock out like cats shooting lasers out their eyes. Like Marie Calenders Pies.

Rock out like you got shot in the leg. Rock out like a pirate with it's peg. 
Rock out like you just won an award, even when your just sitting at your house being bored. 
Rock out like a fish out of water. Rock out like your Harry fricken Potter
Rock out like your the most interesting man in the world on a boat with beautiful women. 

Rock out like your T-pain while dancing in the rain.

Rock out like you just won a million dollars. Rock out like someone who pops their collar. 
Rock out like a goose that is on the loose. 
Rock out like your Chase Hansen, and you were staying at his mansion. 
Rock out like your in a hospital with no beds. 


Rock out like America

Rock out Like you just gave Greg Oystertag a new kidney. 
Rock out like you are dead with a cat on your stomach and all you know it can do is shed.
Rock out even with your dad because hes going to die, so cheerish him.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Death From Above

My heart is slowly coming to a stop, I'm having a hard time breathing. I hear the last beeps as I slowly disperse from this world. Death is something that happens and i know i will eventually be gone. I'm thinking about death as much as i'm thinking about life. I want to die in peace. I don't want to have any beef with anyone before I go. I don't want to die in a hospital. I want to be able to walk and care for myself everyday before I die. Death is a gateway to something much better. 

Sunday, September 18, 2011

My Broken Fantasy

I walk alone I walk alone It's snowing outside i'm lost in the middle of a snowstorm. I walk from building to building. Everything is closed. I walk alone i walk alone. I try to get myself together and ask myself where could everybody be? All the lights are on in the city, but there is nobody anywhere in sight. I walk inside a hotel to get warm. Going through the big spinning doors. I walk alone I walk alone. I walk inside and get a cup of hot chocolate. I grab a cookie to go with my coco. Where could everybody be? I was the only one in the hotel lobby. I walk alone I walk alone. I start making my way back to my apartment. Still nobody on the streets. getting back I nestle myself by the fire. I fall asleep. 

Monday, September 12, 2011

I'm thinking about you

I'm thinking about you like bunnies think about carrots.
 Like mama bear thinks about her cubs. 
I'm thinking about you how dogs think about bones. 
Like spongebob thinks about his spatula.
I'm thinking about you like pizza thinks about root beer. 
I'm thinking about you like a Chinese man thinks about rice
Like peas think about their pods. 
Like kids think about their stockings at Christmas. 
I'm thinking about you like Cookie monster thinks about cookies. 
Like snowboards think about snow. 


I'm thinking about you like you think about me.  

Friday, September 2, 2011

Love Is A Battlefield

 Top 4 love Metaphors
4 Love is, knowing that someone is there for you. 
3 Love is, chasing a dragon and when you finally get to it just slaying it. 
2 Love is, something that you cant describe with a pen and paper. 
1
Love is a Battlefield, when you want somebody to love you have to fight for them. You might even have to go to the ends of the earth to get the one you truly love.


Thursday, August 25, 2011

Intro

This is my intro to my Creative Writing blog where i will be expressing my true feelings of writing through my mind body and spirit.