Monday, November 7, 2011

Blurbalicious definition makes them boys go loco with the cake.

Johnny Cash- Ring of fire.
 The story of a white suburban kid from the outskirts of town. Named Shrew Lathers finds his true love. This true love was a very special lady. They find each other while at a karaoke night club In the big city. Shrew's turn was up and what song came on you ask? Johnny Cash Ring of fire. Seduced her on the spot and lived happily ever after. 


Hey friend- Jeff the Brotherhood. 
The story of a Born star Flew Dlathers Grows up as a kid and always goes over to his friends house to hang out. Hes been thinking about his friends mom for way too long. He can't help it if hes happy when shes around. When she makes them PB&J sandwiches she always took off the crust just the way he liked it. Flew Goes on to make it big as a singer for the once famous band Fountains of Wayne. 


One Last Breath- Creed
The story of a washed up kid Grew Blathers from Alpine is down to one last breath. He's only running on fumes. He finally finds a meaning to his life. He still believes that there is something left for him. Hes only six feet from the edge and hes thinking that six feet might not be so far down. 

3 comments:

  1. haha. one last breath. very creative. yet depressing.

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  2. Great blurbs haha why so many names for on man though why not use his real name?...

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  3. I like "hey Friend", it's definitely flue season. Good analogy

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